4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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