no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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