Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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