We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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