belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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