Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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