How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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