I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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