Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Shitshow foam night was such a success
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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