Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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