Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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