Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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