Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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