My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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