i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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