He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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