he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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