Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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