I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Enjoy the penises
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
