CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize
