there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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