Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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