she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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