I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Randomize