this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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