is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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