I must be too annoying 4 u.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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