So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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