Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15