The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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