Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.