i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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