I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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