I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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