I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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