my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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