apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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