Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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