this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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