how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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