Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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