real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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