I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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