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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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