I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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