Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Let's paint friendship bongs
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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