All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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