Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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