brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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