I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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