if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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