I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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