I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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